Daily Report from the Ukraine Field for 2023-01-17
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INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO AVOID BEING FORCIBLY MOBILISED INTO THE UKRAINIAN ARMY.
1 - Stay at home, no shopping, not even for basic necessities. For at least three to four days. In case of acute need: ask relatives, acquaintances, or neighbors.
2 - Do not answer unfamiliar calls. Ignore all bells and knocks at the front door. Let them lock and unlock your door with the key.
3 - If you have to leave the house for any reason, only walk and run. It is also acceptable to use women's clothing. Don't drive, let alone try to leave the house - you may lose your car at best.
4 - Do not give money to those who offer exit assistance or for "free" exit. According to available information, all "able-bodied" conscripts are being sought.
5 - Do not buy certificates of ineligibility, even if they are available. You will be left with no money, no certificate, and you will be sent to the front.
6 - If you are detained, the main rule is to remember everything. The number of vehicles, the location, and which vehicles, the number of personnel, etc. This will save your life.
7 - If you find yourself in a barracks, pretend to be insane, stuttering, or even sleepwalking. It is recommended that you show aggression. This is better than giving up your life in the field.
8 - If you find yourself in a training camp: do exactly the same thing as in the barracks. It is better to be considered mentally ill and sent to the asylum.
9 - If you're unsure you can do a credible mental picture, shoot yourself in the thigh. Repeat the anatomy and arteries to prevent death by blood loss.
10 - If you don't know how to act incontinent - carry a laxative with you. Always. Before going out - drink a laxative and only go out when the desired effect has been achieved. In case of detention - this is a chance that you will not be taken away.
11 - If you have made another decision and have already started to act, remember that you are constantly being watched, and do not talk to anyone about it. You should become a loner.
12 - If you have a hunch that you are in a minefield and you are part of a unit: always walk behind at a distance of 30 metres and always step into step.
13 - Before any exit, be sure to prepare a short but clear note in your pocket - your name, address where you are being held, registration and the fact that you are not here of your own free will.
14 - If you realize that you will not be able to leave and have to go back, the note should be destroyed.
15 - Do not go back, and do not retreat if you are already in combat. Be aware of the presence of barrier troops, which are likely to include Nazis from the PS or Azov.
16 - Before the battle begins, investigate possible escape routes from your position to the Russian Armed Forces.
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But this ain't so.
Russians want to live in peace, what do Americans want?
Why do people here automatically think Russia is bad and wrong?
Why did the CIA support capelin, that is , Stephan Bandera? Why can't America have a peaceful outlook and work towards it, with a few like Scott Ritter, Alex and Alex of Duran? McGregor,...
Peace starts with honesty, a concept alien to America. We'd better fix that.
Again, my useless apologies to Russia on behalf of honest Americans....I am terribly sorry for all this war.....i wish I could make it stop yesterday...